Get Rich Quick Scheme! Part 3 [Updated]

Okay, this one's a little freaky, so beware. For mature audiences only, ya dig...

Organize the world's largest public sex orgy. Kind of a sex themed Woodstock or Burning man. Bring in all the midwest swingers and the southern nudists. Porn stars from the west coast, S&M folks from the east. All converge in some outdoor festival area and just fuck non-stop for a three day weekend. Bands would play and there'd be different tents with activities and special shows and what not. It would be totally controversial and you'd get all these protestors and people freaked out about AIDS (tons of necessary precautions would be needed of course) and different towns would make a big deal rejecting your permit application. But if you pulled it off it would be a historic, generational event. It'd have to be as big as Woodstock. 100,000 people or so. Anything on a smaller scale would just be sleazy and gross and a waste of time.

Mom didn't like that one so let's see what she thinks of this one I just dreamed up over eggs and coffee at the Doug Fir:

Celebrity Jury. It's like Surreal Life meets the People's Court. You get a great celebrity judge (Ihto? Does he have an agent?) and do a small claimsy People's Court show. Only instead of the judge deciding, you get 12 b-list celebrities to be on a jury. Like Coolio and Ron Jeremy and Leonard Nimoy. A supermodel, a sports star (Dennis Rodman? Mike Tyson?) and Alan Dershowitz. The Jury would be miked and you could hear all their side conversations throughout the testimonial. And then before they deliberate they'd get to ask the parties some questions. Then you'd have a whole segment about them being sequestered and deciding who's guilty.