Mug Shots LA
In our last episode, Max fiendishly absconded with the StephAndPaul Mug to the horror of poor little Sonya. With Sonya out of the picture (for now...) Max returns to his criminal lair deep in the heart of some crappy freshman dorm in one of the many small liberal arts colleges in Los Angeles that you've never heard of because they don't have a good football team.
"Now that I'm safe in my criminal lair* I can reveal my true plans for the mug. But first let me get out of my gangster attire and throw on some more festive threads."
"That's much better. And now allow me to serenade you"
"Who likes Paul Simon? C'Mon, everybody loves Paul Simon. Feel free to sing along...
(a-wa) o kodwa u zo-nge li-sa namhlange
(a-wa a-wa) si-bona kwenze ka kanjani
(a-wa a-wa) amanto mbazane ayeza
It's okay Steph, African part's over you know this one...
She’s a rich girl
She don’t try to hide it
Diamonds on the soles of her shoes
He’s a poor boy
Empty as a pocket
Empty as a pocket with nothing to lose
Sing ta na na
C'mon Paul, you don't have to know the words, this part is easy...
Ta na na na
She got diamonds on the soles of her shoes
She got diamonds on the soles of her shoes
Diamonds on the soles of her shoes..."
*his roommate is a pot dealer.
"Now that I'm safe in my criminal lair* I can reveal my true plans for the mug. But first let me get out of my gangster attire and throw on some more festive threads."
"That's much better. And now allow me to serenade you"
"Who likes Paul Simon? C'Mon, everybody loves Paul Simon. Feel free to sing along...
(a-wa) o kodwa u zo-nge li-sa namhlange
(a-wa a-wa) si-bona kwenze ka kanjani
(a-wa a-wa) amanto mbazane ayeza
It's okay Steph, African part's over you know this one...
She’s a rich girl
She don’t try to hide it
Diamonds on the soles of her shoes
He’s a poor boy
Empty as a pocket
Empty as a pocket with nothing to lose
Sing ta na na
C'mon Paul, you don't have to know the words, this part is easy...
Ta na na na
She got diamonds on the soles of her shoes
She got diamonds on the soles of her shoes
Diamonds on the soles of her shoes..."
*his roommate is a pot dealer.
posted by E at 6:30 PM
3 Comments:
He's back and he means business people!!!.
I'm glad the hiatus is over, but I'm glad you fulfilled your duities as the best-boyfriend ever....it was worth the wait.
Just so you know, Occidental's football team is undefeated and ranked something like 7th or 8th in Division 3. But, particulars aside, your wit still astounds me. And technically, my roomate prefers the term "weed distributor."
Occidental is a nice school, I don't know what you're talking about.
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