Apocalypse Now

Very "Left Behind"-y News Hour tonight. Isreal freaking out over Hamas' victory. Margaret Warner made a comment about mystical cell phone bugouts. Bush has a creepy as fuck press conference where he basically begs/dares Americans to vote him out of office, blabbering about how great democracy is if the people think the government was corrupt or unresposive. You could see he was talking about Abramoff and Katrina and his own corrupt incompetance in his eyes and then he hook it back to Palestine after a pause. There's something about Bush's nervousness at these things always makes it seem like he's got a gun to his head. Like some anal-probing alien is going to phaser his ass if he doesn't get his lines right or tips off the reporters about the phaser toting ET behind the curtain. Then cut to Ray Suarez at the World Economic Forum top secret meeting in Switzerland with all the world's leaders are meeting to discuss the world's problems. Look for a young Romanian politicia named Nicolae Carpathia to make his appearance on the scene any time soon.