Person of the Year

Congratulations to me. Apparently I am Time Magazine's Person of the Year. According to managing editor Richard Stegel, the Person of the Year, is the "person or persons who for better or for worse have most influenced the news during the past year". Since I created content on the internet this year, I qualify. Well let me tell you something, Time Magazine, you're not pinning this shit year on me. Give it to Bush. Give it to Rumsfeld. Give it to Muqtada Al-Sadr or Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. I'm just blogging about dope shoes and racist comedians and other nonsense and minutiae. I don't need this pressure. What happens next year when (inevitably) you don't pick me to be Person of the Year again? I'll be crushed. Well screw you, Time Magazine. Newsweek's better anyway.