Mumfights!

Did you hear? Angelina Jolie totally flipped her shit on Madge! Totally accused her of baby thieving! I wouldn't dare tell Madonna how to respond to these horrible, nasty and 100% accurate accusations but I will suggest two possible responses:

1. Kick her in the crotch


2. Remind everybody that Angelina is so heartless, she doesn't even love her own biological children because they weren't lucky enough to be born into war-torn famine and get rescued by a famous Hollywood super-star.