Aw heck

Jesus Shuttlesworth will remain a Seattle Super Sonic for 5 more years.



This sucks if you're a Blazers fan but it fucking rocks if you're Sonya. Now that they've got their cornerstone signed up for 5 years, this means we probably won't be able to lure Nate "Mr. Sonic" McMillian down from Sea-town and we'll be stuck with a newbie coach (Pheonix assistant Marc Iavaroni) or a loser coach (ex-Bucks head coach Terry Porter).