Keep Flossing

Congratulations, America! Your smile looks so much BETTER. Your dentist should be proud of you! This younger generation of kids these days may be lazier, ruder, sluttier, and more degenerate than our parents but goddamn it, if we don't have some beautiful teeth! Ung! No cavities, bee-yotch! Jealous? But the battle against tooth decay is not yet finally won. We must always fight with eternal vigilance. And floss at least twice a day and after meals.