Monday, May 01, 2006

The Ironicist

For those non-Oregon residents who might have missed this story which has an irony level of around 8 Morisettes. It also scored a 9.2 on the William Bennett Hypocrisy Index. The only way she could've scored any higher would be if she were under 21 which would stretch the plausibilty of the story beyond the Doogie Howser Threshold.

2 Comments:

Blogger Chris Pryor said...

It hasn't gotten out yet, but rumor has it that earlier in the evening she was seen at a swinger's club with the disgraced former pdx chief of police slamming vodka merlots...

3:25 PM  
Blogger E said...

I heard it was chocolate liquers.

9:17 PM  

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