Service Industry Friends

The greatest people in the world are friends who work in restaurants. Especally fast-foody restaurants, the kind where you can sneak people free food and nobody notices or really cares. The greatest of all are the managers. The ones who can blatantly break the rules in front of people and nobody can say shit about it. Now I'm sure most of you have had pizza and beer before. It's a fairly simple, straightforward meal that nobody should get excite about. Well, now imagine two slices of pizza and a pitcher of beer only this time it's free and you didn't pay any money for it. Food. of. the. fucking. Gods.