Freaky-Deaky

The age old carnival freak show was long ago banned in the United States by do-gooders who thought the shows were barbaric and exploitative. These days, people with birth defects and strange deformities are barred from earning the often very lucrative salaries for suffering through the "humiliation" of letting normal-bodied folks gawk at them. Instead they are forced to get "real jobs" where they are gawked at by their asshole co-workers for free. Luckily the internet is still a lawless and anarchic frontier where I can show you, say, a three armed chinese spider-baby and the feds can't touch me.