How to Cross the Border

So the Prez, in one more baby-step toward all out fascist dystopia, is millitarizing the border between Mexico and the US. This means that national guard troops will now be flying helicopters with heat seaking radar looking for illegals trying to get into Texas, New Mexico, Arizona, and California. Hmm. What is a migrant worker to do? Here's a hint:

1. Fly to Canada. According to Expedia.com, a one way trip from Mexico City to Toronto is going to cost around $380 a month in advance. Pricey, perhaps, but cheaper than your other options.

2. Sneak across the border.

It really is just that simple.