My Exclusive Interview with Sebastian Telfair!!
With all the recent turmoil in Blazerville - Paul Allen panhandling down at City hall, a loss in the "Best of the Worst" game, and of course Bassy's little mix up with the Louis Vuitton and the Smitth & Wesson - I decided to try to do a little investigative journalism to see what the hell is going on in Blazer land. With a league mandated 2 game vacation, second year point guard Sebastian Telfair had plenty of time to talk to the Flossblog . Here's a video transcript of our talk:
FB: So, Bassy, you were going to kill someone in Boston right, cuz you're a crazy gangster thug, right?
FB: But that story about accidentally grabbing your giflfriend's bag, c'mon that's a lie, right? You were going to kill someone with that gun in Boston, admit it.
FB:Well, whatever. I totally don't believe you because you're probably a selfish thugged out gangster millionaire spoiled brat who's ruining the game of basketball and I think you're lying about that gun which you were totally going to use to shoot someone in Boston. Probably they were mean mugging you or maybe you had beef or something. I'm not sure. But that's cool. You're sticking to your story and I've got to respect that. Moving on. Z-bo smokes weed doen't he?
FB: I knew it.
FB: So, Bassy, you were going to kill someone in Boston right, cuz you're a crazy gangster thug, right?
FB: But that story about accidentally grabbing your giflfriend's bag, c'mon that's a lie, right? You were going to kill someone with that gun in Boston, admit it.
FB:Well, whatever. I totally don't believe you because you're probably a selfish thugged out gangster millionaire spoiled brat who's ruining the game of basketball and I think you're lying about that gun which you were totally going to use to shoot someone in Boston. Probably they were mean mugging you or maybe you had beef or something. I'm not sure. But that's cool. You're sticking to your story and I've got to respect that. Moving on. Z-bo smokes weed doen't he?
FB: I knew it.
2 Comments:
i'm not getting the sound on these.
There is no sound. He's just shaking his head no and yes.
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