Oscar the Grouch
- Crash fucking sucked. What a sham movie. It's okay to "kinda" like it but if you rave about and think it's the-most-honest-look-at-race-relations-in-America-in-a-long-time (like I just heard Chris Mathews say) you've just proven you're an idiot. If Paul Haggis wins anything he should send his statue to Spike Lee and get out of the movie business as fast as possible.
- March of The Penguins better not fucking win the Best Documentary award. It's about fucking penguins in Antarctica. Documentary's should be about people, damn it. Get a Best Nature movie or something and leave the best Doc category to political movies. Street Fight should win and the Penguins should go fuck themselves and freeze to death.
- Three of the 5 best actor noms are biopics. It's like that's all the Academy knows about acting. "Ooh he looks like that famous dead guy, and even kinda sorta talks like that famous dead guy. A fucking plus." Terrence Howard or Heath Ledger should win because they actually had to use their fucking imaginations instead of going to the Museum of TV and Radio and studying tape till they got their impressions down. If P.S. Hoffman wins he should send his statue to Rich Little and stick to supporting roles. If Joaquin Pheoniz wins he should give his statue to Jeff Daniels and apologize on behalf of the idiocy of the entire Academy.
- Sco-Jo can't get a nomination for Match Point? Frances MacDormand? Don't you have like three already? Charlize Theron? Are you trying to prove that bad hair and makeup are the key to Oscar sucess? You know and I know you're really just a failed supermodel who's failing at being a superstar actress. Step aside, step aside and give the buxom young lass her due.
- I'm going to have explosives hooked up to my TV just in case either of the upper-middlebrow superhacks (Paul Haggis and Steven Gaghan) beat both Woody Allen and Noah Baumbach for best original screenplay.
- Three-Six-Mafia should just start fucking shooting people if "It's Hard Out Here (For A Pimp)" doesn't win best song.
posted by E at 4:57 PM
2 Comments:
I realized now that we never talked about Crash. THANK GOD you feel the way you do. You have no idea. In LA, not liking Crash can get you beat up. My boss threatened to fire me when I said I didn't like it that much . THe only interesting story line was Terrence Howard's. Paul Haggis is such crap, don't get me started. I mean COME ON, the language was trite and contrived, the plot weak and unbelievable, blech. And I loved ALL your other comments. I couldn't agree more. Fucking Jeff Daniels was robbed of a nomination....and Noah Bombach has my vote. I think the Squid and the Whale was the best original screenplay....Woodie's was great, but a little less original since he referenced his own canon. I'm with yout exploding the TV if Crash fucking wins. Fuck.
March of the Peguins IS a lesser Jacquet...
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